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Narcotic Clown
Second Lieutenant
Posts : 523
Join date : 2009-08-28
Age : 144
Location : Meatspace
Character sheet
Name: Nikolai Petrov
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| Subject: Re: Coin Machine!  Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:38 pm | |
| Out come explosives (lit).
Throw explosives to Okami, insert self. | |
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Lemons
Lieutenant General
Posts : 1800
Join date : 2009-06-26
Location : Starbucks, bro.
Character sheet
Name: Sergio
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 474
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:40 pm | |
| Machine grinds you up, and explodes.
New machine materializes from the ground
Inserts a dollar | |
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Narcotic Clown
Second Lieutenant
Posts : 523
Join date : 2009-08-28
Age : 144
Location : Meatspace
Character sheet
Name: Nikolai Petrov
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:46 pm | |
| Out comes $100
Inserts $100 | |
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Aquaticnecris
First Sergeant
Posts : 210
Join date : 2009-07-19
Age : 29
Character sheet
Name: Ren Rosen
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 500
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:46 pm | |
| Out comes... Nothing! It ate your money!
Inserts Squird. | |
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Narcotic Clown
Second Lieutenant
Posts : 523
Join date : 2009-08-28
Age : 144
Location : Meatspace
Character sheet
Name: Nikolai Petrov
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:53 pm | |
| NOES
Out comes ground beef
Insert EVEN MOAR pancakes | |
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Okami
Lieutenant Colonel
Posts : 1100
Join date : 2009-07-16
Age : 29
Location : my house i think?????? Holy shit where am i
Character sheet
Name: Nora Shinra
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 0
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 12:20 pm | |
| Oh dear god narc get away......ohhh its to late cthulhu comes out and you stre until you go insane
inserts crudly drawn comic | |
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Squird5
Supreme Arbiter
Posts : 3608
Join date : 2008-03-10
Character sheet
Name: Erika Keenly
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:56 pm | |
| Out comes Parallax Beginnings! YAY, or something...
Insert the need for better art... | |
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Safire
Brigadier General
Posts : 1429
Join date : 2009-07-07
Age : 34
Location : Ze Internets
Character sheet
Name: Serah Arahnn
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 1,500
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:00 pm | |
| out comes the need to work on your art ((me with mine too I suppose...))
insert large hadron collider | |
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Squird5
Supreme Arbiter
Posts : 3608
Join date : 2008-03-10
Character sheet
Name: Erika Keenly
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:06 pm | |
| Out comes WORD BATTLE!!
Insert /longword | |
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Safire
Brigadier General
Posts : 1429
Join date : 2009-07-07
Age : 34
Location : Ze Internets
Character sheet
Name: Serah Arahnn
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 1,500
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:12 pm | |
| out comes a bastard sword shot at you
insert coin | |
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Squird5
Supreme Arbiter
Posts : 3608
Join date : 2008-03-10
Character sheet
Name: Erika Keenly
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:21 pm | |
| Out comes a lawlerbear to maul you...
Insert Kirin armor | |
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Lemons
Lieutenant General
Posts : 1800
Join date : 2009-06-26
Location : Starbucks, bro.
Character sheet
Name: Sergio
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 474
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:50 pm | |
| Out comes Katarn armor.
Insert a glass of water | |
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Narcotic Clown
Second Lieutenant
Posts : 523
Join date : 2009-08-28
Age : 144
Location : Meatspace
Character sheet
Name: Nikolai Petrov
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:54 pm | |
| Out comes a tsunami
Insert Pedobear | |
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Lemons
Lieutenant General
Posts : 1800
Join date : 2009-06-26
Location : Starbucks, bro.
Character sheet
Name: Sergio
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 474
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:56 pm | |
| Pedobear immediately pops back out, grabs you, and runs into a dark alley, dragging you by the head. We all hear screaming and then silence. Pedobear comes back out of the alley and runs off into the distance.
Inserts a coin. | |
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Narcotic Clown
Second Lieutenant
Posts : 523
Join date : 2009-08-28
Age : 144
Location : Meatspace
Character sheet
Name: Nikolai Petrov
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:21 pm | |
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Lemons
Lieutenant General
Posts : 1800
Join date : 2009-06-26
Location : Starbucks, bro.
Character sheet
Name: Sergio
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 474
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:22 pm | |
| Slaughters pedobear with a chainsaw.
Inserts gravy | |
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Narcotic Clown
Second Lieutenant
Posts : 523
Join date : 2009-08-28
Age : 144
Location : Meatspace
Character sheet
Name: Nikolai Petrov
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:23 pm | |
| Out comes train tracks, then a miniature gravy train. | |
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Lemons
Lieutenant General
Posts : 1800
Join date : 2009-06-26
Location : Starbucks, bro.
Character sheet
Name: Sergio
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 474
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:24 pm | |
| The hell...
Pours some gravy on a turkey sandwich, then inserts it. | |
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Narcotic Clown
Second Lieutenant
Posts : 523
Join date : 2009-08-28
Age : 144
Location : Meatspace
Character sheet
Name: Nikolai Petrov
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:27 pm | |
| Out comes Heavy with a sandvich in his hand. He claps you on the shoulder, says "You did well!" with a heavy Slavic accent, and proceeds to run off into the distance. | |
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Lemons
Lieutenant General
Posts : 1800
Join date : 2009-06-26
Location : Starbucks, bro.
Character sheet
Name: Sergio
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 474
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:30 pm | |
| O_o
*Opens mouth to say something, but cannot find words*
Inserts a coin and walks away. | |
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Narcotic Clown
Second Lieutenant
Posts : 523
Join date : 2009-08-28
Age : 144
Location : Meatspace
Character sheet
Name: Nikolai Petrov
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:25 am | |
| Out pops a life-sized chocolate baby. | |
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Lemons
Lieutenant General
Posts : 1800
Join date : 2009-06-26
Location : Starbucks, bro.
Character sheet
Name: Sergio
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 474
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Sat Sep 19, 2009 12:29 am | |
| Decapitates said chocolate baby then throws the rest of it at you.
Inserts chocolate baby head. | |
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Safire
Brigadier General
Posts : 1429
Join date : 2009-07-07
Age : 34
Location : Ze Internets
Character sheet
Name: Serah Arahnn
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 1,500
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:21 am | |
| out comes a pregnancy test that says you are pregnant WTF?!
insert beer | |
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Okami
Lieutenant Colonel
Posts : 1100
Join date : 2009-07-16
Age : 29
Location : my house i think?????? Holy shit where am i
Character sheet
Name: Nora Shinra
Status: Unhurt
Credits: 0
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:23 am | |
| out comes me holding your beer thanks
inserts vodka tonic | |
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Narcotic Clown
Second Lieutenant
Posts : 523
Join date : 2009-08-28
Age : 144
Location : Meatspace
Character sheet
Name: Nikolai Petrov
Status: Unhurt
Credits:
| | Subject: Re: Coin Machine! Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:35 am | |
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