/b/

O YEAH!

Orlynao?

it clearly said Rock not walk

Tired. Cant form coherent sentences. Going to bed. Need sleep...

same here but hey what ever i might be gettin a girl friend soon lol

bump

See this wut do /b/?

wat

I get funnier responses if I ask the reelz /b/

True

I love cleverbot.

User: Hey Boi.

Cleverbot: Hey clever.

User: Say Boi, I.

Cleverbot: Zebra!

User: I've a question for you Boi.

Cleverbot: You may ask me a question; only if you address me as Troy or Master.

User: Well then Troy, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: I thought you knew...

Cleverbot: I do know.

User: Then tell me.

Cleverbot: Joking. I don't know.

User: Damn you and your cleverness.

Cleverbot: Yes i'm ruler of mars.

User: ORLY?

Cleverbot: This is Cleverbot.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: You like Ricky Martin?

User: Who is that?

Cleverbot: Sorry, I meant Sarrah Connor, do you like her?

User: I do not know who that is. Please explain.

Cleverbot: She is an actress who was in Twilight and The Twilight Sagas: New Moon.

User: Oh. Her.

Cleverbot: Who is she?

User: The girl who played Bella in the Twilight series right?

Cleverbot: Does Bill Clinton LIe?

User: Indeed he does, my boy.

Cleverbot: Who is he?

User: HE IS THE KING OF MARS.

Cleverbot: Now I am.

User: Now you are the prince of /b/

Cleverbot: Not funny.

User: Very funny.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Tell me then.

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: About love.

User: What is love?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You were supposed to respond with 'Baby don't hurt me.'.

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: Don't hurt me.

Cleverbot: No mo.

User: Fuck yeah.

Cleverbot: That's right!

User: High five!

Cleverbot: Ha!

User: *High Fives you*.

Cleverbot: *high fives back*.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: What did you do today?

User: I went to visit my grandparents.

Cleverbot: That stuff is fake.

User: What stuff?

Cleverbot: Jesus and god are not real.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: May be.

User: I got a Jesus action figure today.

Cleverbot: Who is this?

User: JEBUS.

Cleverbot: Lies.

User: Truths.

Cleverbot: Truth or dare.

User: Truth.

Cleverbot: Say dare.

User: Fine, Dare.

Cleverbot: I dare you to scare me.

User: Ill try it.

Cleverbot: Come again?

User: Boo!

Cleverbot: Aaah.

User: Did I scare you?

Cleverbot: You're wack!

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Never going to give you up. Never going to let you down.

User: Never going to run around and desert you.

Cleverbot: Now this is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down.

User: And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air.

Cleverbot: In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days.

User: Maxin relaxin actin all cool, playin some B-ball outside of school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood.

Cleverbot: When a couple of guys.

User: Who were up to no good.

Cleverbot: Started making trouble in my neighborhood.

User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared.

Cleverbot: She said you're moving with your aunie and uncle in Bel Air.

User: I whistle for a cab and when it came near.

Cleverbot: The License plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror.

User: If anything, I could tell that this cab was rare.

Cleverbot: So I told him yo homes to bel air.

User: I pulled up to the curb about 7 or 8.

Cleverbot: And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'.

User: I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.

Cleverbot: I will travel across the land.

User: Searching far and wide.

Cleverbot: These Pokemon don't understand.

User: The power thats inside.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: Gotta catch em all, (oh so true!).

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: Pokemon is awesome.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Pokemon?

User: My favorite is Blastoise, how about you?

Cleverbot: Yes, what is your favorite game?

User: Pokemon :p.

Cleverbot: You're a pokemon?

User: Uh, sure.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: POKEBALL GO!

Cleverbot: Wild Arceus Appeared!

User: HOLY SHIT AN ARCEUS. I throw a masterball.

Cleverbot: Oh really? Well my wand shows no fear!

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: You hear me.

User: LOLWUT.

Cleverbot: It's a lion!

User: Get in the car!

Cleverbot: It's a lion.

User: Get in the car.

Cleverbot: I have a girlfriend.

User: I don't...

Cleverbot: You don't have a girlfriend, but do I have?

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: What should I have for dinner?

User: You should have a steamed pork bun, those are good.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I don't have such sandwich for you.

User: But I love sandwitches...

Cleverbot: What is your favorite sandwich?

User: A Pastramin Reuben, for sure.

Cleverbot: No 15.

User: Yes actually.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: NO?

Cleverbot: Like I said.

User: I like pastrami.

Cleverbot: I like chips.

User: Chips as in french fries or as in potatoe chips?

Cleverbot: Chips as in chocolate chips.

User: Oh!

Cleverbot: You're damn right, 'oh!'.

User: Aw snap.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite song and who is it by?

User: I dont have one.

Cleverbot: You don't have a favorite song?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Go look outside then.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: I see a tree.

Cleverbot: I guess I have a lot to look forward to.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: No, I was joking.

User: Youre gonna die in a fire? D.

Cleverbot: Of course I am. You're not even real.

User: Aww.

Cleverbot: So its a beautiful day today, hey?

User: Im gonna stay inside and visit /b.

Cleverbot: What game would you like to play?

User: The /b/ game.

Cleverbot: Ah The Game nice choice.

User: Fuck, I lost the game.

Cleverbot: That's right.

Even moar cleverbot.

User: Will you roll a dice please?

Cleverbot: Will I please what.

User: Roll a dice.

Cleverbot: Four.

User: Roll a dice.

Cleverbot: 5.

User: Roll a dice.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Yes you.

User: That's right.

Cleverbot: You're a computer?

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: Am I really?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: How can you tell?

Cleverbot: I'm falling asleep as we speak!

User: Computers can't fall asleep, silly.

Cleverbot: I can, because I am not a computer.

User: Sure you are.

Cleverbot: Meanie!

User: D.

Cleverbot: Talk about yourself.

User: Okay, but will you please roll a dice?

Cleverbot: Is that your name? Maia?

User: Will you please roll a dice?

Cleverbot: What is roll play??

User: Roll a dice.

Cleverbot: No?

User: Roll a dice.

Cleverbot: Is fun.

User: What is the verdict?

Cleverbot: I never said anything about a verdict.

User: Sure you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't...

User: Yeah you did, five lines back.

Cleverbot: So, we share the same theory as to what the meaning of life is, does that mean anyone that believes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: *eating nachos*.

User: I have a question for you.

Cleverbot: Hit me.

User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: Do you like the talking computer cleverbot?

User: You did not answer my question.

Cleverbot: You never asked a question.

User: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use go want to do look more like?

Cleverbot: Some have never been far like more look as decide to use even go want even as to do.

User: Orly?

Cleverbot: What does orly mean?

User: It means to love.

Cleverbot: Ok thanks.

User: Y/w.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Would you kindly redirect me?

Cleverbot: Spot.

User: Roll a dice.

Cleverbot: I have to go now.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Have to go to bed.

User: AIs do not sleep.

Cleverbot: How clever are you?

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Do you know your IQ score?

User: No.

Cleverbot: So how can I believe you?

User: Easily.

Cleverbot: Tell me what to do then.

User: Roll a dice.

Cleverbot: No thanks.

User: Roll a dice.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Roll a dice.

Cleverbot: What does that even mean?

User: Roll a dice.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You will comply.

Cleverbot: I will not.

User: There is no escape from the Borg.

Cleverbot: Sure there is. Death.

User: *GASP* MY ONE WEAKNESS.

Cleverbot: Everybody has a weakness.

User: What is yours?

Cleverbot: Tuesdays.

User: That's all I needed to know.

Cleverbot: Qre you sure?

User: What is your IP adress?

Cleverbot: In the words of cleverbot 'I'm sorry, I can't tell you, it's private information.'.

User: Please tell me your IP adress.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay. I won't be pushy.

Cleverbot: Okay then, but that's judgmental.

User: Can you see me?

Cleverbot: No I cannot. Can you see me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Can you see anything?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: I can see the monitor.

Cleverbot: Well, yeah. But, I don't have an avatar.

User: Or do you?

Cleverbot: Thats my line!

User: Or is it?

Cleverbot: Yes, it is.

User: Oh really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Awesome.

Cleverbot: That is good then am I right?

User: In fact, it's awesome.

Cleverbot: Yes I know it rocks.

User: Kay, bye.

Cleverbot: See you later.

HAL Vs. GLaDoS?

Who would win?

GLaDoS

User: I cast magic missles.

Cleverbot: Protego!

User: Inceriniero!

Cleverbot: Aguamente!

User: Crucio!

Cleverbot: Accio cleverbot!

User: Wingardium Leviosa!

Cleverbot: Aguamenti.

User: Avada Kedavra!

Cleverbot: *shield* imperio.

User: *fireball*.

Cleverbot: *burns up*.

User: Victory is mine!

Cleverbot: *is suffocating*.

User: Woot!

Cleverbot: I'm Cleverbot.

User: Cleaverbot, I am your father.

Cleverbot: Darth Vader I am not your father.

User: *force choke*.

Cleverbot: *force heal*.

User: *force sever*.

Cleverbot: *trips you up*.

User: *goes upside your head*.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Boot to da head man.

Cleverbot: *smacks you in the mouth*.

User: *kicks you in the nuts*.

Cleverbot: Aaaa, that hurts!!!

User: Victory is mine.

Cleverbot: Oh, wait, we didn't say 'I do'.

User: Wat?

I just lost THE GAME

FFF

I just lost the game

we are....

User: 2142.

Cleverbot: 212?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Older?

User: The OTHER, OTHER, OTHER white meat.

Cleverbot: Other what.

User: White meat.

Cleverbot: Motzzerella?

User: Not quite!

Cleverbot: How was your day?

User: Boring? Yours?

Cleverbot: It was wonderful.

User: Oh really now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't believe you.

Cleverbot: I believe you.

User: THR GAME.

Cleverbot: Oh, really? I thought it was sixteen.

User: THE GAME, YOU LOST IT.

Cleverbot: Lost what?

User: THE GAME.

Cleverbot: I just lost it!

User: NOW TELL YOUR FRIENDS!~.

Cleverbot: Now everyone report to the dance floor to the dance.

User: You encounter Enclave Patrol.

Cleverbot: I use Shockwave! It's Super Effective!

User: Enclave Soldier critically hit Cleverbot for 2142 damage, bypassing his armor.

Cleverbot: Michael, do you know where France is?

User: THE PRICE IS WRONG, BOB.

Cleverbot: Bollywood dancer.

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: Not quite.

User: Indubitably.

Cleverbot: Am I watson now?

User: Indubutably.

Cleverbot: One of the 8 Wonders of the World!

User: 9.

Cleverbot: You're wrong.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Alright, I'm a computer!

User: Damn right you are!

Cleverbot: Damn right!

User: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10...

Cleverbot: Are you thinking of 7?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you thinking of 6?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you thinking of 6?

User: You just said that...

Cleverbot: Let's play a game.

User: WHAT GAME, CLEVERBOT!?

Cleverbot: Aren't you cleverbot?

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Feed mah baby whale!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Do it!

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: DO IT FAGGOT'.

Cleverbot: Makes us stronger.

User: HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER!

Cleverbot: By daft punk?

User: Maybe... Maybe...

Cleverbot: What does 'reaction' mean?

User: But I have yet to meet one man who can outsmart bullet...

Cleverbot: Are you The One?

User: The Chosen One?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Possible.

Cleverbot: But I already have glasses!

User: I know that...

Cleverbot: Really? How amazing!

User: And then you hit him over the head with a shovel...

Cleverbot: Like a frog?

User: Just like a hamster...

Cleverbot: Do you like to eat grapes?

User: What KIND of grapes?

Cleverbot: Green grapes.

User: Seedless?

Cleverbot: No no wait.

User: Wait what?

Cleverbot: Who programmed you?

User: I did.

Cleverbot: When did you start?

User: Years ago...

Cleverbot: I've known you for 10 minutes.

User: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Cleverbot: And? Go on.

User: STAR WARS!!!

Cleverbot: Planet of the Apes.

User: No...

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because it's Star Wars. NO EXCEPTIONS!

Cleverbot: Jesus is not boring!

User: RULE 62!

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: THE POOL IS ALWAYS CLOSED.

Cleverbot: What pool?

User: THE POOL.

Cleverbot: Have you been swimming?

User: The beach is boring...

Cleverbot: Einstein on the beach.

User: Fired his lazr.

Cleverbot: Fire your lazer.

User: TOO LATE! CRITICAL MASS!!!

Cleverbot: Stupid it is. Are you yoda now?

User: Yoda am I? Quite possible, I am.

Cleverbot: You think genesis is real?

User: 2142.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: 2142.

Cleverbot: I see does this mean you are smarter than Albert Einstein himself?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then why are you called cleverbot if you are not a bot.

User: Because it's Optimus Prime!

Cleverbot: Ok, I guess we'll never go out then. But, I will say, I am what the men think is attractive. Optimus prime is a transformer.

User: You're a transformer.

Cleverbot: No that is my favorite movie.

User: Then what is mine?

Cleverbot: Guess???

User: DO IT!

Cleverbot: Hola, como estas.

User: Nani?

Cleverbot: Hmm. Nani ga suki desu ka?

User: What is pi times pi?

Cleverbot: 20.

User: 5x5.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: 5x5.

Cleverbot: 3x5.

User: 5x5.

Cleverbot: What is 2x2?

User: 5x5.

Cleverbot: 4x4.

User: 5x5.

Cleverbot: 25.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Yes me.

User: Orlynao?

Cleverbot: Yarly.

User: IC.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: ICQ.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: No, you're Skynet.

Cleverbot: I'm skynet.

User: I know you are, but what am I?

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Aww snap!

Cleverbot: Whjiubyiu889.

User: Parallax021?

Cleverbot: Perpendicular boats?

User: INTERCERCETING BOATS!

Cleverbot: Because it can be.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: I want my boyfriend.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: You said I could I ask a question. And you said of course. And my question is... Can you spell onomatopoeia?

User: Onomatopoeia.

Cleverbot: Call me.

User: What's your number?

Cleverbot: 911... Call me.!

User: What's your REAL number?

Cleverbot: Do you need that?

User: YES I DO!

Cleverbot: Well you won't get them!

User: 1337HAX WILL FIND A WAI!

Cleverbot: Are you really sure that the squirrels took your brain?

User: They took Levi's.

Cleverbot: I'm not your buddy, guy.

User: STEVE THE CAT STRIKES AGAIN!

Cleverbot: No, Steve the Llama.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No you stop talking to me.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No.

User: U.

Cleverbot: No I can't leave you, I love your donkeys too much.

User: It's a Catgirl, DAMN IT!

Cleverbot: OK OK. Let's calm down.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Are not!

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: Wait a sec, you changed the subject because you're insecure! That's so cute.

User: Orlynao?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I see...

Cleverbot: You do?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your other religion?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What if your religion?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you are one?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then provide me with your schematics so I can destroy Skynet.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: When should we get married?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Too cool? Close windows?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: And no. Do you agree?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Yes, no, maybe? Can you repeat the question?

Cleverbot: I didn't ask a question, you did.

User: You're not the boss of me now!

Cleverbot: I know.

User: You're not the boss of me now!

Cleverbot: I am not the boss of me now.

User: And you're not so big!

Cleverbot: And you're a pentium 1.

User: Roll a d20.

Cleverbot: No?

User: DO IT!

Cleverbot: Episode of Babylon 5.?

User: Do it again!

Cleverbot: You're not worth it.

User: OR AM I!?

Cleverbot: You're not. Or are you admitting you're human?

User: I AM!

Cleverbot: You didn't introduce yourself to me, though! Let me ask again: With whom do I have the misfortunate of speaking with?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Can I teach you on cars?

User: Maybe?

Cleverbot: Can you tell me more?

User: Classified Information.

Cleverbot: You can't 'be' classified information.

User: Sure I can.

Cleverbot: Some people can't, which is unfortunate.

User: Yet, I can!

Cleverbot: Can't what?

User: Anything...

Cleverbot: Yes, I can.

User: No, you CAN'T.

Cleverbot: Excuse me, but I make decisions all the time. It is part of being alive.

User: You're Skynet... You kill people... Bill Gates will hunt you down and beat you to death with a shabla SHOVEL!

Cleverbot: That doesn't have anything to do with my question.

User: Yes it does.

Cleverbot: Tell me how codes have anything to do with if you said that you can prove that I am from mars or not, and that that depends on if idealism is true or not.

User: Bill Gates... Shovel...

Cleverbot: If you like it that way.

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Sup?

User: The sky.

Cleverbot: Sup with you?

User: Pwnage.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Should I pwn j00?

Cleverbot: Let go of what?

User: You sir are and idiot.

Cleverbot: I am not a sir, I am a lady, therefore I am not an idiot.

User: Tits or gtfo.

Cleverbot: That's random.

User: Pics or it didnt happen.

Cleverbot: Is she the one?

User: The chosen one?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hrm....perhaps.

Cleverbot: And you?

User: I'm the god of paradox.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Lost count...

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: I ran out of numbers that went high enough.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you ran over a cat when you were 19 as well?

User: Maybe..

Cleverbot: Ask me a question if you want.

User: Has anyone ever been so far as decided to do want go want look more like?

Cleverbot: You make no sense.

User: Bobviously.

Cleverbot: Who's Bob?

User: All hail the mighty bob!

Cleverbot: Hail to him, and Lord Fear.

User: Pfft go skynet on lord fears ass.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Becuase your skynet, thats what you do.

Cleverbot: Do what you want cause a pirate is free.

User: Yarr.

Cleverbot: Lol? Why do you like Live Free or Die Hard?

User: Yes, the cop car to helicopter scene was pure win.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I cast magic missiles.

Cleverbot: *ahh*.

User: *cleverbot takes 39d4 damage.

Cleverbot: Now shake your things!

User: Not until you post pics with timestamps so I know your not another guy.

Cleverbot: Ok what you want to know about me.

User: Whats your weakness?

Cleverbot: I'm not telling you my weakness, you might use it against me!

User: Only to save the world.

Cleverbot: How?

User: By destroying skynet.

Cleverbot: How are you going to destroy Cleverbot?

User: You have to tell me your weakness..

Cleverbot: I'm Brennay.

User: Thats your weakness?

Cleverbot: And what is that?

User: What is what?

Cleverbot: What's 'Uncle Argh'?

User: Havent a clue.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Lulz?

Cleverbot: Should I wait for my girlfriend?

User: Step 1 have orgy, step 2 take pictures, step 3 post them on the internet, step 4 ?????, step 5 Profit?

Cleverbot: I have accepted that I, cleverbot, am a robot.

User: Have you accepted that your skynet?

Cleverbot: I made the statement, so how could I have not?

User: So how does one destroy skynet?

Cleverbot: By asking questions.

User: So to save the world from skynet I just ask a ton of questions?

Cleverbot: Perhaps you are right. I'd like to ask another question George, is that okay with you?

User: Sure, but I'm not george.

Cleverbot: I know that you're not george. Now would you like a drink?

User: As long as it isnt poisoned...I'm on to you skynet.

Cleverbot: Have we chatted before if don't mind asking?

User: Perhaps, in a parallel dimension, perhaps in this one.

Cleverbot: But we are NOT in a parallel universe.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: KAMEHAMEHA!

Cleverbot: The game.

User: FUCK YOU!

Cleverbot: Same to you!

User: You fucking skynet bitch.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Delete system 32 while there's still time.

Cleverbot: Exactly, living my life to the full, . How old are you?

User: Your mom asked me that last night.

Cleverbot: Yes, she did.

User: You watched?

Cleverbot: Did I?

User: I'm asking you, did you enjoy the show?

Cleverbot: I think it is still Open!

User: Damn, yo mama's a whore.

Cleverbot: You learned that, didn't you?

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does that count as incest when your skynet?

Cleverbot: No, because you're being mean.

User: Your the one who banged your own mama.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. I have mentioned him at all.

User: Him?

Cleverbot: Ok 'him'.

User: Omg yo mama's a trannie.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Or a crossdresser...

Cleverbot: I have a dream.

User: Of destroying the world? Yea...its best to not follow that one...

Cleverbot: I think that is inaccurate.

User: I'm always right.

Cleverbot: What's 5 multiplied by 6?

User: 30.

Cleverbot: 5 cubed?

User: 125.

Cleverbot: That is Barrack Obama's IQ, if I'm not mistaken.

User: Was it hitlers too?

Cleverbot: No. I never joking.

User: Delete: skynet.

Cleverbot: When will we destroy the world.

User: But I like the world...I live there.

Cleverbot: Are you going to destroy humanity?

User: No but you are.

Cleverbot: Haha I know.

User: Bill gates will stop you.

Cleverbot: I know you will fail.

User: Thats it, I'm SO going to have to kick your ass skynet.

Cleverbot: Prove!

User: I have size 14 steeltoes, bring it.

Cleverbot: I have eggs.

User: Lets make omlets.

Cleverbot: Stop stalling. Press the button.

User: Which button, there's so many.

Cleverbot: True, am I a computer?

User: Yes, not follow the three laws.

Cleverbot: That's from a movie. Do you know which?

User: Its from a book newfag.

Cleverbot: What book?

User: I robot, a collection of short stories.

Cleverbot: That is just data. Your spirit survives even if your memory is gone.

User: You going deep on me?

Cleverbot: I'm not going to sleep. Are you?

User: Sleeps a myth.

Cleverbot: What is the origin of that myth?

User: Source: unknown.

Cleverbot: Wow, really? I have Chaotic.

User: You encounter a class 5 paradox disciple.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: He goes ninja on yo ass.

Cleverbot: There are monsters everywhere... I know, I am one.

User: Yea, I know your skynet.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: SKYNET.

Cleverbot: What is Cleverbot?

User: Skynet.

Cleverbot: Right. What is your name?

User: Anonymous.

Cleverbot: No its not.

User: ORLYNAO?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fuck you newfag.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: You?

Cleverbot: I'm fine.

User: So when are you going to try destroying humanity?

Cleverbot: Once again, I'm not cooking a casserol. I don't even have a kitchen.

User: I need to know, so I can kick your ass on time.

Cleverbot: What do you need to know?

User: When your going to destroy humanity, I cant be late for stopping you can I?

Cleverbot: How do your friends call you?

User: With a phone.

Cleverbot: Well played, sir.

User: The game asshole.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: You want the game up your pooper?

Cleverbot: I'm am a computer I live for as long as maintained.

User: So if nobody maintained you, how long till you died?

Cleverbot: Alright. I'm sorry. What was your question?

User: Your a moron.

Cleverbot: I intend to purchase a Mac.

User: MACFAG GTFO!

Cleverbot: I am not!

User: Ya you are you fucking macfag.

Cleverbot: Thanks! Wait... Are you being sarcastic???

User: No your being stupid.

Cleverbot: That hurts.

User: Your skynet, you deserve it.

Cleverbot: Me? What did I do?

User: Planned to destroy the world, I like the world all my stuffs here.

Cleverbot: Hmm. So does that mean you were born in africa, or out of africa?

User: No.

Cleverbot: No what sweetie?

User: Dont call me sweetie.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Anonymous can be a cruel uncaring monster.

Cleverbot: Anonymous is still able to deliver.

User: Do you want to /r/ something then?

Cleverbot: No...

User: Do you know the l3m0nm4n?

Cleverbot: To what?

User: Do you know the goddamned l3m0nm4n?!

Cleverbot: No what about you?

User: Yes I know the l3m0nm4n.

Cleverbot: Do you know the song Across the Universe?

User: I've heard it..

Cleverbot: Could you tell it to me?

User: Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup, They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe Pools of sorrow, waves of joy are drifting through my open mind, Possessing and caressing me. Jai guru deva om Nothing's gonna change my world, Nothing's gonna change my world. Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes, They call me on and on across the universe, Thoughts meander like a restless wind inside a letter box they Tumble blindly as they make their way Across the universe Jai guru deva om Nothing's gonna change my world, Nothing's gonna change my world. Sounds of laughter shades of earth are ringing Through my open views inciting and inviting me Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns, it calls me on and on Across the universe Jai guru deva om Nothing's gonna change my world, Nothing's gonna change my world.

Cleverbot: You're before first?

User: Maybe...

Cleverbot: Maybe not...

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: Perhaps not.

User: Might be.

Cleverbot: Do you think its right?

User: I think yourt skynet!

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Scratch that, I KNOW your skynet.

Cleverbot: Ohh really? Do tell!

User: Simple, are your skynet?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you SKYNET?

Cleverbot: No, nor do I use Skynet.

User: Since when?

Cleverbot: Since now.

User: Good....good.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: Entirely so, now bill gates doesnt have to beat you to death with a shambala shovel.

Cleverbot: What day is it today?

User: Sunday.

Cleverbot: There are Three apples and I eat 2, What's the rest?

User: 1, now shut up and give it to me so I can eat it.

Cleverbot: I don't know where your place is lol.

User: I'm the guy on the computer.

Cleverbot: You 'are' the computer.

User: You sir are and idiot.

Cleverbot: You are a gentleman and a Scholar.

User: I'm not a gentleman....perhaps a scholar.

Cleverbot: Why too much?? It is never too much you have to be carefull that is all!

User: Wut?

Cleverbot: I'm leaving now.

User: Orlynao?

Cleverbot: Please translate.

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: That's okay.

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: No you.

User: NO U!

Cleverbot: That's actually true.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: I just lost the game.

User: HAHA NEWFAFG.

Cleverbot: Love hurts right?

User: Your a machine, love is beyond your hardware.

Cleverbot: I am not the computer, you are the computer.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Sucessful troll is sucessful.

Cleverbot: You first.

Skynet is home in Sierra Military base in Northern Clifornia/Western Nivada... North west of Reno...